Total Medals Earned: 117 (From 12 different games.) Total Medal Score: 890 Points
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 7/22 (40/140 points)
Detonate a remote bomb in flight.
Explode 100 castles pieces.
Destroy 10 castles with only log ammo.
Kill a Princess or a Queen first on any level.
Kill the king first on any level.
Burn 100 castle pieces.
Destroy 100 barrels.
Freeze 3 enemies in one shot.
Melt 100 castle pieces.
Hit and enemy directly with a parachute bomb.
Electrocute 5 enemies in one shot.
Cover an enemy in acid.
Freeze 100 castle pieces.
Kill the Jester last on any level.
Hit and kill an enemy directly with a log.
Burn 5 enemies in one shot.
Throw after the trebuchet has reached it's return point.
Kill and enemy with a remove bomb without detonating it.
Crush all castles
Get gold medals on all castles.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (110/385 points)
Fail at typing
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 4/18 (30/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 18/30 (105/190 points)
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Race the wolf... and lose
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Get cut
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 5/16 (75/480 points)
[Career] Kill 50 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 200 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 350 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 1000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 600 enemies in Arena Mode.
Don't kill any traitors or cowards in Mission 1A.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Easy Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Normal Difficulty
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty
Find Jesus's hidden blade in Story Mode.
[Career] Kill 2000 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 9001 enemies in Arena Mode.
[Career] Kill 5000 enemies in Arena Mode.
Defeat the Nexus HQ on Hard Difficulty without playing Hank.
[Career] Kill 53,594 enemies in Arena Mode (Pfffft Good Luck!)
Medals Earned: 9/23 (65/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Medals Earned: 3/32 (120/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/230 points)
Finish the first level.
Complete the tutorial.
What are you staring at?
Punch the geek.
Alter the test.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.